Dangerous activities (gardening)

Tom came into work today modeling the latest in NHS provided slings.
He had broken his little finger digging the garden - that well know dangerous activity. He is trying to cope one-handed!
Tom is the latest of the developers at work to damage themselves. Most of them don't fit into the normal stereotype of computer programmers of being pasty white and afraid of the outdoors. There is a regular supply of sporting (and now gardening) injuries amongst them.
Moral of this - don't be a developer in my office!